"Don't worry, I'm sure you're just as real as I am." -- Max Headroom "sometimes a cigar is just a massive shit." -- Ovadex "Detroit is my favorite city ever but it does always smell like bad decisions and anus garbage." -- balorium "Number theory - of course it's a cult. Has been since Pythagoras." -- Feonixrift "Exercise is wonderful," said Louis. "I could sit and watch it all day." -- Louis Gridley Wu, _Ringworld_ "'Load bearing COBOL' is my new favorite phrase." -- c0debabe "Expect the mistakes because you are going to make them. If you try and avoid them you will fail and you will further feel like a failure because you tried to avoid them and failed to avoid them. Your are never going to avoid them." -- Adam Savage "Weirdness is born out of specificity." -- Russ Sharek