"Don't worry, I'm sure you're just as real as I am."
-- Max Headroom

"sometimes a cigar is just a massive shit."
-- Ovadex

"Detroit is my favorite city ever but it does always smell like bad decisions
and anus garbage."
-- balorium

"Number theory - of course it's a cult. Has been since Pythagoras."
-- Feonixrift

"Exercise is wonderful," said Louis. "I could sit and watch it all day."
-- Louis Gridley Wu, _Ringworld_

"'Load bearing COBOL' is my new favorite phrase."
-- c0debabe

"Expect the mistakes because you are going to make them. If you try and avoid
them you will fail and you will further feel like a failure because you tried
to avoid them and failed to avoid them. Your are never going to avoid them."
-- Adam Savage

"Weirdness is born out of specificity."
-- Russ Sharek